My Baycon Bio

[lwood]

Lorrie Wood is a Linux systems administrator and sometime webmistress who has plied her trade for mad scientists, amoral admen, the Borg of Mordor, and itinerant gods. Sometimes, she gets confused about which convention this is, and may need to be reminded that this is the May convention where String Theory refers to visualization and manipulation of multi-dimensional space, not the February one where String Theory refers to visualization and manipulation of the fates of men. She has been known to stand still--rarely--generally in the company of good songs, good stories, good food, or fascinating fiber arts. Thus, Baycon is a good place to find her.

;)

-- Lorrie

Comments

[ivy]

Ha! Now that's a good bio.

[lwood.livejournal.com]

Yes, I quite thought so--it happens to be true if you read into it, and if you don't, it's just amusing fluff, not unlike Bilbo telling Smaug about his adventures in similarly coded language.

(Dragons! They're everywhere zomg!)

-- Lorrie

[keristor.livejournal.com]

String Theory: my theory about strings. Strings are thin and long and are useful for tying up parcels. That is my theory, and it belongs to me. *g*

[lwood.livejournal.com]

Sure--that's clearly for the December Convention when we send packages...

*nodnod*

-- Lorrie

[hljod-huskona.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Great bio!

String theory: The binding and twisting of fibrous beings into a single mass of which hundreds of echelon soldiers join to create a lovely pattern to warm me by.
*ahem*
Sorry. Wrong sting theory. =P

Wanders off to see Glaurung...