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[lwood]

Ladies and gentlemen?

I give you...

MEATCAKE!

Yes, made of meatloaf, frosted with mashed potatoes, iced with a picture of a T-Bone steak. Serve with bacon bit-sprinkled ice cream and a bacon martini for extra irony.

Originally essayed as a "groom cake" to complement a wedding cake, MEATCAKE! can now be used to stun vegans into insensibility and tempt the meat-obsessed to camp out in your spare room.

Enjoy?

-- Lorrie

Comments

[water-of-fire.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

[hauk.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... I have a strange urge to camp out in your spare room.

Is there a wardrobe in your spare room?

[lwood.livejournal.com]

At the moment, alas, I haven't even a spare room!

-- Lorrie

[keristor.livejournal.com]

The is TEH AWE-LOTZ most cake I have seen.

[water-of-fire.livejournal.com]

*high-five*

I'm not vegan, but I'm working on it. I envy you that you don't have decaying, putrefying animal flesh in your intestines.

[stormshaman.livejournal.com]

I envy you that you don't have decaying, putrefying animal flesh in your intestines.

Just out of curiosity, do you have a source for that information (that doesn't come from a vegaganda site, preferably)?

[lwood.livejournal.com]

Moreover, I can't think that the vegetables cheerfully composting in my intestines are doing much better than the meat--intestinal flora and fauna are not known for fussy eating habits.

-- Lorrie

[lwood.livejournal.com]

To be fair, I was stunned into insensibility, and I'm an omnivore. I apologize if you were offended--none was meant.

-- Lorrie

[freydis.livejournal.com]

I've been wanting to try this. And I want to go a step further than "bacon sprinkled" ice cream, and make that maple and bacon ice cream I've been wanting to try.

Oh! What a delicious meal!

[lwood.livejournal.com]

Whee!

And then? Tofu, granola, and penance for a week.

-- Lorrie

[thorolf.livejournal.com]

And a six-pack of bran muffins.

[lwood.livejournal.com]

Gotta call in Roto-Rooter, after all...

-- L

[stormshaman.livejournal.com]

Yanno, that actually kinda looks tasty.

But then, I am an unrepentant meatatarian so...

[lwood.livejournal.com]

I am both attracted to, and appalled by, this item.

*boggle*

-- Lorrie

[wednesday]

The potatoes make it unpalatable.

It is a shame.

[lwood.livejournal.com]

It's that they're instant potatoes, at least to me.

-- Lorrie

[abhasana.livejournal.com]

I didn't even click the link and I feel slightly ill. :P

[lwood.livejournal.com]

Is okay; the metabolism required to eat that and not hurl isn't one I think I possess...

-- Lorrie