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Friends and neighbors, I'm an animist. Damn near anything with an individual identity has got some spirit to it, and that which is loved, can love in return, and occasionally perform when really it just ain't got no logical reason to--and I like to think that's love.

Herewith, the Tale of the Taurus That Could, and the Death of Its Transmission.


Our heretofore nameless 1999 Taurus SE has 143,000 miles on it. He's having a graceful middle age with a few dings here and there.

Monday night, the transmission died, but not without warning, not without a fight.

After the Seidhjallr meeting, [livejournal.com profile] hilarypoet and I were the last two to leave Greyhaven--she's carless at the moment, due for knee replacement to boot, so the mile walk to her place from Hayward BART is not okay, let alone any Thing I have about "women alone on public transit at night".

We pulled away from the curb reasonably enough, but the transmission disengaged when trying to go from first to second ("really slow" to "normal residential speed"), but it caught after a couple adrenaline-laden seconds--and that was my first clue, but I figured we were going from a "mild" issue to a "moderate" one, as the Taurus had been making mild transmission-related complaints for weeks, ameliorated by an oil change, as those top off the transmission fluid--I certainly didn't think a critical failure was imminent, or the cell phone would have called AAA then and there.

It behaved reasonably well all the way down 13 from Greyhaven to Hilary's, with high RPM's at the third/fourth gear boundary ("the engine was going really fast at the low end of highway speed"), although the Check Engine light, and a slight petroleum-based smell, happened about halfway down the road. Our CEL lights when it notices a slight emissions issue, and blinks for OMGWTFGBBQ ones: I believe this incident and the one just before, on CA 92 between CA 1 and CA 35 on the way home from an event at [livejournal.com profile] bright_valkyrie's house, meant that the transmission was nearly out of fluid, causing the engine oil to run hot and burn a little, accounting for the smell. Alternately, I was smelling transmission fluid.

Anyway, the Taurus, bless it, worked all the way to Hilary's, which is near 92/238 and includes a steep, short, hill on a curve.

Nor did it die coming north on 580 through the Oakland Hills, although I caught another whiff of Something Oil-Based and drove slower as a result. I called [livejournal.com profile] countgeiger, too, and reported all this.

Those of you who have been to my place know that the first block after the on-ramp sports several fine transmission-stressing features: it's steep, you have to get to speed fast, and to approach my place you have to do all this, usually from a standing start, while crossing three lanes.

Now we started having our Critical Failure: CEL was lit, sure, but now, blinking, was "O/D OFF", which when steadily lit means that you have asked the transmission not to engage overdrive--I'm guessing in this mode it means transmission fluid pressure failure, because what happened was that the transmission would engage for a second or few, disengage for a second or few, then re-engage--I admit my time sense was not what it should be just then, as I was rather occupied with "DON'T PANIC!" and "OMGWTFTRANSMISSIONBBQ!" in fairly equal quantities.

Happily, this was all at 11:30 or so--little traffic but not late enough for drunken crazies, else my trip up the hill might have been "assisted" by another car in my rear end.

Going up the hill, therefore, was like this:

RevrevLURCH!

RevrevLURCH!

RevrevLURCH!

I made it up the hill and onto the side street alongside my building. I did not dissolve into a little puddle of pear-shaped wibble by main force of will and experience with previous crises--oddly, there's nothing like dealing with freaky magical shit gone pear-shaped to help keep your head when the car goes similarly. Go figure.

I carefully proceeded in first gear along this fairly level side street. The driveway of my building, however, is another incline, and when I made the right turn, the transmission completely Left the Building: RevrevVROOM!, but without movement.

I swear the car was apologising for it, too.

I pulled out a phone. "[livejournal.com profile] countgeiger? Hon? Please put on some clothes and help me push the car into the garage? The transmission has failed, and I am in the driveway."

Actually, that didn't work (even when two more tenants turned up to help), but that's all right as it would have made things more annoying for the tow truck, who was called as soon as [livejournal.com profile] countgeiger couldn't get the transmission to re-engage either.

Still: if it had to die, you can't ask for better than "the driveway of your very own home".

Goooood car.

Gooooood car.

I am an animist; what is loved, lives. What lives, can love.

A rebuilt transmission will run $2000, and that'll take a goodly amount of juggling to achieve, but we'll do it--if for no other reason than that loyalty on a level roughly equivalent to the original marathon run really ought to be rewarded.

The little Taurus That Could loves me lots and now, big strong mean tough silly me, I am crying for it, at work and everything.

Good car. Mommy and Daddy fix.

-- Lorrie

Date: 2006-09-13 06:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abhasana.livejournal.com
The Little Red Naglcar called Wanda is just a few miles behind your Taurus (and a Tempo, go fig); she's taken me across state lines more times than I can count, climbed to elevations more often reserved for Sherpas, and seen me through backcountry tracks that shouldn't be called "roads." She's been lost, backed into, broken, and packed to capacity and still this little car manages to take me anywhere and everywhere I need to go. The Gods own this car and have given her to me as a sort of assistant; we take care of each other. She's a good companion. At her age she's got a variety of quirks but I suppose she's earned to right to them.

Date: 2006-09-14 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwood.livejournal.com
*laugh* Well, I have to say...my Taurus has done just about all those things. 's good to have mechanical friends. 8-)

-- Lorrie

Date: 2006-09-14 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abhasana.livejournal.com
Indeed! I'm certainly glad you arrived safely.

Date: 2006-09-13 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wodandis.livejournal.com
Awwww....

Date: 2006-09-14 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwood.livejournal.com
*nodnod*

Date: 2006-09-13 10:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rowanf.livejournal.com
Wow! Glad to hear you are okay. Good car!

Date: 2006-09-14 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwood.livejournal.com
Whew--me too!

-- Lorrie

Date: 2006-09-13 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wolfs-daugher.livejournal.com
oohh poor baby! There's a Paving Stone dedicated to the Cars that Save Our Lives. You might want to give it a bit of something, this weekend. Offerings already made include, Fidela, Felinah, Mallory, Rose, Poppy, Brigit, and Jezabel. LTTC would be in good company!

Sparrow

Date: 2006-09-14 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwood.livejournal.com
I'll have to think about that; I generally give car presents to the car, you know? I wouldn't leave my housewight a present at House K, for example, because it lives at my house. The car lives with itself, so it seems odd that I would do that that way, although I wouldn't question anyone else's right to do as they liked in this regard.

Right now, offerings to the car wight include the rebuilt transmission, the associated torque converter and transmission fluid pump--collateral damage, alas, as shrapnel apparently flew all over the damn place--and other miscellany, which brings the estimate from $2000 (doable with juggling this pay period) to the much more daunting $2800 (verrrrrrry, um, exciting).

When that's all done, the Taurus gets three presents:

1) An oil change!
2) A washing!
3) Aaaaand...a trip to Modesto. Which isn't glamourous for people, but if you're a car it means you get to go places, and going is good for cars.

The car appears to be fond of feathers, seeing as various feathers I've collected over the years never quite leave--the raven feather stuck in the noose on the rear view mirror is obvious, but there's a collection of goose and turkey tucked between the windshield and the dashboard. If another feather happens my way some time soon, I shall add it to the car's collection.

-- Lorrie

Date: 2006-09-14 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chrysdives.livejournal.com
I had a '76 Plymouth Valient that did EXACTLY the same thing....without all the fancy lights. The tranny rebuild cost 500 bucks. What a difference 20 years make!

(Of course, at that point in my life, 500 bucks was four months wages....Mommy and Daddy (and Grammee) Fix!

Date: 2006-09-14 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwood.livejournal.com
Well, yeah--back then, $500 was Real Money, and now $2800 is what it takes (ow). There's been an update; the transmission took some of its adjacent parts with it when it went, and perforce the estimate rises to match.

On the other hand, it's rather less than four months' of my current wages, so at least that's something...

Thanks!

-- Lorrie

Date: 2006-09-14 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shantak.livejournal.com
*hug* I've always thought that the Taurus was a very friendly and comfortable car. I'm glad it is fixable and will look forward to more travels in it in the future.

-smk

Date: 2006-09-15 12:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwood.livejournal.com
Thank you!

-- Lorrie

Date: 2006-09-15 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] walkyrja.livejournal.com
Good Car. Indeed.

I have had a series of POS Vehicles, all loved for themselves (even the REALLY POS wagon that stalled when it turned left), and you're right, we need to care for them.

I'm currently in love with "Da Beemer" (Dunnhiryn, as I recall her spelling) and "Da Volvo" (Russel Hall) but the same, although I spend more time in the convertible. Still. I am so very grateful that neither is a POS..

NOT that the Little Taurus that Could Is! NOT AT ALL! Just sayin'...be grateful what with which ya gots and stuff.

So why are you going to Modesto?

Date: 2006-09-15 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lwood.livejournal.com
NOT that the Little Taurus that Could Is! NOT AT ALL! Just sayin'...be grateful what with which ya gots and stuff.

I am! Very much! Not at all a POS, s/he is a Good Car! (Frankly, like the computers, I've never really perceived the car as a gendered being, so)

So why are you going to Modesto?

The Sainted Grandmother is coming to town with her sister, and would like to spend time with me as I drive the two of them to visit yet-a-third sister. After a night in Modesto, they get to go to Sonora, on Yosemite's front porch, the lucky thus-and-so's!

-=- Lorrie

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