Thoughts From All Over:

[lwood]

Someone on my friends list is gainfully employed at an answering service whose primary clients are medical professionals, and so collects many All-New Words for, well, private parts.

And yet, I bet nobody has called her to say, "Call my gynecologist, there's something wrong with my perthro!"

This is probably because her list of suspects would be rather short...

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This brought to my attention by kenazf:

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Meanwhile, back at the Stately Mad Science Lab, the on-campus cafe is serving as one of its specials, a:

G uacamole
B acon
L ettuce
T omato

...sandwich.

"[Co-Worker]", says I, "that's one queer sandwich."

Better not tell hauk about this new secret meaning of bacon...

-- Lorrie

Comments

[emberleo.livejournal.com]

Damn - I thought guys who cook are supposed to be MORE sensitive than guys who don't...

--Ember--

[lwood.livejournal.com]

This is because you never met my father...

-- Lorrie

[thorolf.livejournal.com]

Or worked as a line cook... ;)

[emberleo.livejournal.com]

Heh, you got me there - none of the male professional cooks I've worked with were particularly sensitive. Not that I've ever been a line cook - just a cashier and a hostess.

--Ember--