Thoughts From All Over:

[lwood]

Someone on my friends list is gainfully employed at an answering service whose primary clients are medical professionals, and so collects many All-New Words for, well, private parts.

And yet, I bet nobody has called her to say, "Call my gynecologist, there's something wrong with my perthro!"

This is probably because her list of suspects would be rather short...

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This brought to my attention by kenazf:

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Meanwhile, back at the Stately Mad Science Lab, the on-campus cafe is serving as one of its specials, a:

G uacamole
B acon
L ettuce
T omato

...sandwich.

"[Co-Worker]", says I, "that's one queer sandwich."

Better not tell hauk about this new secret meaning of bacon...

-- Lorrie

Comments

[digitalsidhe.livejournal.com]

And yet, I bet nobody has called her to say, "Call my gynecologist, there's something wrong with my perthro!"

This makes me wonder if this post was spurred by someone calling and saying "There's something wrong with my dice-cup!" Because that actually isn't a half bad moniker for a vagina. (If you have unprotected sex, you're basically rolling the dice...)

Better not tell [info]hauk about this new secret meaning of bacon...

Hey, I've always loved me some bacon. And I still do. Heck, now I can love it both ways!

[lwood.livejournal.com]

This makes me wonder if this post was spurred by someone calling and saying "There's something wrong with my dice-cup!"

*cough* Actually, it was spurred by the fact that it's Perthro and Sowilo at the rune class tonight, and that I had a gynecologist appointment yesterday. Today, my Perhtro is in a cranky, cranky place. 8-(

Hey, I've always loved me some bacon. And I still do. Heck, now I can love it both ways!

I'm telling you, this could be bigger than the hanky code!

-- Lorrie

[emberleo.livejournal.com]

Oh that's funny - I didn't think in terms of the Dice Cup aspect so much as the Container/Womb aspect of Perthro. That, after all, makes *direct* sense in this context.

--Ember--

[lwood.livejournal.com]

Whereas I've been jamming on the Well and Wyrd, especially in combination with Sowilo expressed as [Ww]ill.

-- Lorrie

[emberleo.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but is that in reference to the gynecologist, or just in general?

'cause in general, I've been looking at "Possibility".

--Ember--

[lwood.livejournal.com]

Erm, "my perthro is in a fussy, cranky place" directly refers to visiting the gynecologist.

The interrelationships of will, wyrd, and orlog would be more appropriate class discussion. ;)

-- Lorrie

[emberleo.livejournal.com]

So I was responding within the thread of Perthro as a euphemism, and you're not.

--Ember--

[lwood.livejournal.com]

This is what I get for posting from work...

-- Lorrie

[hauk.livejournal.com]

Actually, I have no problem with that. The more bisexual women who eat bacon, the more chances I have to get into a really happy threesome! Or, ya know, eat bacon and watch them go at it. :)

[lwood.livejournal.com]

...throws whole new light on those "Beggin' Strips" dog treats, though, doesn't it? ;)

-- Lorrie

[bergtagen.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[hauk.livejournal.com]

Not really- unlike most male carnivores, I'm more than capable of cooking my own. Hence, if she wants me to do unspeakable acts like talk about feelings in exchange for bacon- I just go to the kitchen and make my own.

[emberleo.livejournal.com]

Damn - I thought guys who cook are supposed to be MORE sensitive than guys who don't...

--Ember--

[lwood.livejournal.com]

This is because you never met my father...

-- Lorrie

[thorolf.livejournal.com]

Or worked as a line cook... ;)

[emberleo.livejournal.com]

Heh, you got me there - none of the male professional cooks I've worked with were particularly sensitive. Not that I've ever been a line cook - just a cashier and a hostess.

--Ember--

[bergtagen.livejournal.com]

So, what's the old secret meaning of bacon?

[lwood.livejournal.com]

...oh, it's...uh...well, you see...

...

I got nothin'.

-- Lorrie

[hauk.livejournal.com]

It's like the old saw about the way to a mans heart being his stomach- me- I like bacon. I especially love bacon that is brought to me by a beautiful woman. If she is naked too, even better, although I do encourage the wearing of an apron while cooking bacon, to avoid grease splatter.

[lwood.livejournal.com]

Besides, aprons are easier to remove than many other garments...

-- Lorrie

[emberleo.livejournal.com]

Whatever the men brought home, I guess...

Porn magazines, maybe?

--Ember--