No freakin' clue. I'm mentally bluescreening at the thought.

I do have a really cute story, though. This was what I was thinking of when I snarked you.

friend who has been bi for 10 years but hasn't ever had a girlfriend: So, I got to have lunch with that smoking hot chick I've been drooling over since sophomore year
me: yay!
friend: and her equally smokin' girlfriend.
me: boo.
friend: (a long pause) Girls scare me.
me: Dating girls is like dating boys but with different plumbing and pms. If you haven't gone on a date by the wedding, I'm introducing you to a nice heathen girl.
friend: (slightly horrified look)